Gini Dietrich

Gin and Topics: Triumph the Insult Dog and Cats Playing Patty Cake

By: Gini Dietrich | June 22, 2012 | 
63

Is anyone a dog whisperer? Jack Bauer has decided, of late, between 4:05 and 4:08 is the appropriate time to get up every morning.

I’ve tried making him stay put until 5:00, which is when we normally get up, but he’s a 100 pound dog who jumps up on the bed if you don’t pay attention to him.

And, let’s be real, 4 a.m. is early even for me.

If anyone has any ideas, I’m all ears. I’d like just another 50-55 minutes of sleep. Is that too much to ask?

And speaking of dogs…if you watch only one Gin and Topics video this week, it has to be the one in the #1 spot. I promise you, it will be the best eight minutes you spend.

5. Jordan Knight Makes Old Navy Ad. Deb Dobson and I laughed and laughed at this. If you remember the commercials that sold you mixed tapes, you will think this is hilarious. I’m kind of jealous of Old Navy. Super freaking brilliant YouTube ad campaign!

4. Thank You Hater! Mr. D sent this to me…it’s a very funny video about managing negative comments (cough, trolls, cough) online. It has some bad language so don’t watch if that’ll offend you.

3. Cats Playing Patty Cake. My crazy (as in, real crazy, not ha ha crazy) friend Laura Petrolino posted this on my Facebook wall and pretty much said if I didn’t include it in Gin and Topics, she would unfriend me. So I watched it to be sure it was worthy and HOLY COW it is worth it. So. Freaking. Funny.

2. Mister Rogers Remixed. Last week we had Mrs. Doubtfire remixed. Today it’s Mister Rogers. And, for those of you who grew up with him, you’ll find this both hilarious and disturbing. Actually, after watching this, I’m shocked our parents let us watch this show at all. Creeeeeepy. You can give your thanks to The Invisible Man (aka Bill Dorman).

1. Jack McBrayer and Triumph the Insult Dog Visit Chicago’s Weiner Circle. And now for the piece de resistance. Marc Girolimetti posted this on his Facebook wall, with a tag to his Chicago friends. When Conan was in town last week, they took a visit to the famed Weiner Circle which is, um, known for their “customer service.” In fact, it’s a place we take out-of-town guests without any warning as to what to expect. It’s highly entertaining for us. You’ll see why. Oh, and Marc? When you come to town to mark this off your bucket list, please let me take you!

About Gini Dietrich


Gini Dietrich is the founder and CEO of Arment Dietrich, an integrated marketing communications firm. She is the author of Spin Sucks, co-author of Marketing in the Round, and co-host of Inside PR. She also is the lead blogger at Spin Sucks and is the founder of Spin Sucks Pro.

Spin Sucks in Your Inbox

Leave a Reply

63 Comments on "Gin and Topics: Triumph the Insult Dog and Cats Playing Patty Cake"

avatar

Sort by:   newest | oldest
Corinne Marasco
Corinne Marasco
4 years 1 month ago

OMG The Weiner Circle clip is hilarious! And when Jack McBrayer brings back Triumph, I knew it would all go downhill from there. WARNING: it’s definitely NSFW.

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @Corinne Marasco When he said, “Nothing gets past you…not even carbohydrates,” I was DYING!!

Corinne Marasco
Corinne Marasco
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich That had to be the hands-down best insult! I would love to be able to make cracks like that!

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @Corinne Marasco Come visit! I’ll take you there and you can throw around insults all day long.

Corinne Marasco
Corinne Marasco
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich Gosh no. I’m more like Jack McBrayer; I wouldn’t know what to say!

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @Corinne Marasco We’ll have someone coaching you like they did him!

KenMueller
4 years 1 month ago

Tons of awesome. That is all. 

jasonkonopinski
4 years 1 month ago

The Triumph video still makes me snort-laugh. Every. Time. 
 
I still remember the reaction of my parents when Lisa and I took them to Weiner Circle a few years ago. Mom wasn’t amused. 🙂 

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @jasonkonopinski I told my sister I’m taking her there…and she has to order the chocolate shake.

jasonkonopinski
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich OMG. I totally put my Mom up to ordering the same. She’s still pissed at me. 🙂 
 

LauraPetrolino
4 years 1 month ago

YES! I made my Gin and Topic debut! And with such an amazing line up too….It’s a big day! 
 
Much love,
Laura “Real Crazy” Petrolino 🙂
 
p.s. Def sign me up for Weiner Circle next time I’m in town! 

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @LauraPetrolino I wish I’d had the patty cake video with the dead cat helicopter.

LauraPetrolino
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich You just HAD to bring that up again, didn’t you?!? Just when I had finally erased the disturbing mental picture from my brain……ugh! 

bradmarley
4 years 1 month ago

Malibu Ken.
 
Ha. Ha.

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @bradmarley LOL! It just makes me laugh to think about it.

ifdyperez
ifdyperez
4 years 1 month ago

The Weiner Circle video was THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @ifdyperez I’m taking you there when you come to visit!

ifdyperez
ifdyperez
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich oh, i don’t know… i think i’d storm out of there crying and calling my mom. unless you’d be my version of triumph, the insult comic dog and back me up!

annedreshfield
4 years 1 month ago

#5 reminded me of this: http://youtu.be/0Axzxe1a78E
 
But you’re right, #1 totally, totally wins. Soooo good! 

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @annedreshfield AHHAHAHA! I’d forgotten about that video. LOL!!

annedreshfield
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich Cracks me up EVERY time! 

DHLasker
DHLasker
4 years 1 month ago
“If anyone has any ideas, I’m all ears.” You know when a comment begins with a quote, and it’s me commenting, @ginidietrich begins to consider regretting the quoted statement. Right?!   If the human dashes to sleep an hour earlier than currently scheduled, the human would achieve an additional 60 minutes of sleep! #Winning! Then human can offer wake-up announcements to said dog, potentially leaving dog wishing for more sleep. Soon dog will be sleeping longer hours, thereby allowing human to revert to previously scheduled sleep schedule and achieving additional desired sleep as initially requested. Thank you for reading another “Simple… Read more »
ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @DHLasker Especially when the advice is so, um, helpful. 

DHLasker
DHLasker
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich That’s fine. Dis my help, and after you’ve tried everything else, you’ll be acknowledging that @DHLasker may have had a successful solution. By then, I may have even written a book, or two. 

annelizhannan
4 years 1 month ago

Okay, I can’t do anything more today, I am too overheated from laughing at the Jack McBrayer video. I have to sign off and try to digest the ‘working for tips’ comment. 

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @annelizhannan HAHAH! I loved how they were telling Jack what to say and he looks confused and like he’s trying too hard.

bdorman264
4 years 1 month ago

I was offended, but listened anyway…
 
I liked Mr Rogers better when the myth was he was a stone cold special forces killer in Nam and wore the sweater to cover up his tats. 
 
The Conan bit was great; I will definitely have to check out the Weiner Circle next time I’m in the Windy City. 

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @bdorman264 If you’re here and you don’t let me take you to the Weiner Circle, I”ll never forgive you. It’s right by my house.

bdorman264
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich It’s a date then……….

Craig McBreen
4 years 1 month ago

Thanks for this! 🙂
 
Leave it to Conan to highlight the vulgar Wiener Circle. #1 Was creative, but Triumph gets my vote. He really let Queen Latweefa have it. Wash your mouth out with soap people.
 
Gini, how often do you head down to banter with these nice people anyway? It’s now on my “must visit” list.

jasonkonopinski
4 years 1 month ago

 @Craig McBreen You must go. It’s an experience like no other. 🙂 

Craig McBreen
4 years 1 month ago

 @jasonkonopinski Chicago is a tough town, but I could hang with these folks all day 😉 If I was in a bad mood I would head right down to vent.

jasonkonopinski
4 years 1 month ago

 @Craig McBreen Chicago and Boston are in constant battle for “Jason’s Favorite City”. 

Craig McBreen
4 years 1 month ago

 @jasonkonopinski When I was in NY I saw a guy with a RedSox cap. A guy wearing a Yankee cap in Boston would be skinned alive 😉 I’m kinda with ya though.

jasonkonopinski
4 years 1 month ago

 @Craig McBreen I proudly proclaim my life-long support of the Red Sox. Somehow @ginidietrich still likes me. 
 

Craig McBreen
4 years 1 month ago

 @jasonkonopinski  @ginidietrich Still remember the RedSox miracle in 04 and the look on A-Rod’s face 😉

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @Craig McBreen I take out-of-town guests there. My favorite is to have them order the chocolate shake. What comes next is not an actual milkshake.

Craig McBreen
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich This would be culture shot to many Seattleites … oh, my, how rude 😉 Looking forward to my first visit and will let them know GD sent me.

MSGiro
MSGiro
4 years 1 month ago

@ginidietrich Not only did I make Gin & Topics, but I debuted at #1. Jordan Knight has got NOTHING on me!

ginidietrich
ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

@MSGiro you’re so the bomb!

MarcGirolimetti
MarcGirolimetti
4 years 1 month ago

Mr. Rogers is NOT creepy. How dare you even suggest that? He was the best. The best. 

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @MarcGirolimetti TOTALLY creepy!

lizreusswig
4 years 1 month ago

LMAO….OW…my sides hurt!! :0

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @lizreusswig Hope you made it home safely!

TheJackB
4 years 1 month ago

I am torn about Wiener Circle. I could have so much fun there, but I might end up getting arrested. Oh my.

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @TheJackB I’m pretty sure it’s one of the few places in the city you cannot get arrested. 

RebeccaTodd
4 years 1 month ago

The best part was when Jordan sings “what’s my sign?” I squealed “TAURUS!!!”.

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @RebeccaTodd LOL!! Of course you did. Ha.

RebeccaTodd
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich But obviously, Donnie was my favourite. Swoon! 

magriebler
magriebler
4 years 1 month ago

The Mr. Rogers video made me smile because even after his death he continues to baffle adults (especially adults who never had children or were born old). To clueless grown-ups, Mr. Rogers was and continues to be creepy. That’s because he didn’t care what people over ten years old thought. He ignored them to focus on his AUDIENCE: small children. (Sesame Street and most other shows shamefully pander to parents.) And isn’t there a message in this for all of us marketing communicators?

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @magriebler Very good point. He baffles me as an adult, but as a child I loved him.

UmaChandran
UmaChandran
4 years 1 month ago

I started laughing with Jordan and Old Navy, but you were totally right – #1 is the best. I’m still laughing minutes later.

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @UmaChandran “Nothing gets past you…not even carbohydrates!” So. Funny.

ginidietrich
ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

@CraigMcBreen Wasn’t that funny??

CraigMcBreen
CraigMcBreen
4 years 1 month ago

@ginidietrich Funniest thing I saw all day

Mark_Harai
4 years 1 month ago

LMAO!  That last video is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time
 
This was a great line up, thanks for sharing Gini : )

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @Mark_Harai Funny, right?? 
 
On a separate note, if we were to vacation in Costa Rica, where is the best place to go and what time of year?

Mark_Harai
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich Matter of preference really, Gini. There are benefits to visiting in both the rainy season, and dry season. Just  don’t come from end of Sept. to mid-November. This is REAL rainy season : )
 
Let me know if you’d like to chat more about this, I would be happy to give you some info to consider.

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @Mark_Harai I shall let you know!

John_Trader1
John_Trader1
4 years 1 month ago

I think we just don’t see enough of Triumph these days, his videos on YouTube are just out and out crazy great humor. Maybe he should have his own talk show and will he be on the November presidential ballot?
 
Great collection of videos this week GD, appreciate the laughs.

ginidietrich
4 years 1 month ago

 @John_Trader1 I love how you can see the hand of the person holding him and that’s OK. It makes me laugh so hard.

RebeccaTodd
4 years 1 month ago

 @ginidietrich  @John_Trader1 That’s not just any hand…it’s Robert Smigel.

John_Trader1
John_Trader1
4 years 1 month ago

 @RebeccaTodd  Somehow I knew that but completely forgot. The dude is seriously funny. 

wpDiscuz
[postmatic_subscribe_widget]