Gini Dietrich

Gin and Topics: Monkeys, Seals, Apologies, and Tight Pants

By: Gini Dietrich | August 10, 2012 | 
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Many of you know I LOVE MONKEYS (cough, Jason Konopinski, cough) and you may have already seen this image floating around Facebook, but I just had to share it here…as a special addition to Gin and Topics.

Every time I see this posted on another person’s Facebook page, I squeal. I mean, look at him! Cutest. Thing. Ever.

It makes me want one! I wonder if he and Jack Bauer would get along? I could walk Jack Bauer on a leash and hold my monkey’s hand, and we could share ice cream cones. It would be grand!

Alright. So on to the weekly specials. We have tight pants, a seal dancing to Michael Jackson, a song about the differences in women ages 29 and 31, a kid who has to apologize to a plane full of people, and a skinny white kid rapping about his bike.

5. A Fight Over Tight Pants. Holy. Cow. So this is what it’s like when your friends are celebrities and you have an audience and you can totally make fun of hipsters and tight pants. Kyle Akerman sent me this Jimmy Fallon clip where he fights with Will Ferrell over whose tight pants are the best. Trust me. It may be the second best thing you see all week (behind the monkey, of course)!

4. Seal Dances to Michael Jackson. I guess I’m pretty predictable because Claudia Scimeca sent this to me, knowing full well it would make it in Gin and Topics (I don’t just love monkeys; I also love dancing animals). But wait until you see it! It’s a seal dancing to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” I mean, it could be MJ reincarnated. Super freaking awesome!

3. 29/31 by Garfunkel and Oates. I think I’ve watched this at least five times because it’s H-I-larious! It’s two women – one aged 29 and the other 31 – singing about the differences between the ages, when it comes to love, wedding, and a marriage. At 29, you think you have all the time in the world to find “the one,” but by 31, you’re desperate and ready to settle down with cats. It’s funny because it’s true. And Konopinski gets a second nod from me today because he also sent me this (which I then sent to my sister-in-law, who just turned 30).

2. Kid Apologizes to Plane for Cutting in Line. We’ve all been there. The person who cuts in line, particularly in security at the airport or at the grocery store or at a sporting event, and everyone shakes their head and looks at one another, but no one says anything. Well, this kid did it to get on to a Southwest flight with his buddies, his coach caught him, and they made him apologize to the entire plane, over the sound system, once it was ready to take off. Thanks to Ken Mueller for the find!

1. Performance by MC Spandex. I fully understand you might not appreciate this last one if you’re not a cyclist, but my dad sent it to me and I find great humor in it. It’s a skinny white guy rapping about why his bike is better than yours. And, when I had to stop on a dime during a ride earlier this week, I began to hum this tune.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

 

About Gini Dietrich


Gini Dietrich is the founder and CEO of Arment Dietrich, an integrated marketing communications firm. She is the author of Spin Sucks, co-author of Marketing in the Round, and co-host of Inside PR. She also is the lead blogger at Spin Sucks and is the founder of Spin Sucks Pro.

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58 Comments on "Gin and Topics: Monkeys, Seals, Apologies, and Tight Pants"

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jeanniecw
3 years 8 months ago

That little gorilla is so cute!!!

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@jeanniecw¬†I seriously want one. I’m going to talk to Jack Bauer about it.¬†

Neicolec
Neicolec
3 years 8 months ago

Hey, Gini. Monkey’s are cute–but babies are even cuter. Sure it’s a monkey you want?

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@Neicolec¬†Oh I’m sure! Look at that face!

jasonkonopinski
3 years 8 months ago

Day’s over. I win.

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @jasonkonopinski I LOVE MONKEYS!

jasonkonopinski
3 years 8 months ago

 @ginidietrich WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?! 
 

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @jasonkonopinski I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!

rustyspeidel
rustyspeidel
3 years 8 months ago

Hey, G you look pretty good backing up the bike rapper! 

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@rustyspeidel¬†Oh aren’t you funny? Everyone is so funny today. Here. On Facebook. Funny, funny.

TheJackB
3 years 8 months ago

29/31
 
I almost choked. I just watched 3 friends and two sisters sing that song. Doesn’t matter if they looked like the women in that video, I got to see it live. Whoa.

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@TheJackB¬†I told you it’s funny because it’s true!

jasonkonopinski
3 years 8 months ago

Gin-Blossom. That isn’t “Bad”, that’s “Smooth Criminal”. Get. It. Right.¬†
 
xoxoxoxo

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @jasonkonopinski Oh is it?! I translated the text without really paying attention. Ha.

jasonkonopinski
3 years 8 months ago

 @ginidietrich Annie, are you okay? 

Craig McBreen
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@jasonkonopinski¬†¬†@ginidietrich¬†Personally, this is my favorite version ….¬†http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

jasonkonopinski
3 years 8 months ago

 @Craig McBreen  @ginidietrich YES. I was just listening to that song today. 

Craig McBreen
3 years 8 months ago

 @jasonkonopinski  @ginidietrich  Always loved that, but know of no other Alien Ant Farm song. I never get sick of listening to it though :)
Oh, and “Gin-Blossom” … that’s a great handle for GD.

Craig McBreen
3 years 8 months ago

I like MC Spandex’s backup “pumper girls.”
 
“I pump up my tires and oil my chain.” ‚Ķ Killa!
 
I’d like to go to my next conference dressed like Will Ferrell. That would be interesting. Jimmy Fallon is a way better dancer though, don’t you think.? … Kid has the moves.
 

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @Craig McBreen He has some serious moves! I think you should wear the tight pants AND the wig.

jasonkonopinski
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@ginidietrich¬†¬†@Craig McBreen¬†Did you catch Jimmy Fallon’s music special a few weeks ago? Amazeballs.¬†

KyleAkerman
KyleAkerman
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@jasonkonopinski Jimmy’s portrayal of Jim Morrison doing the Reading Rainbow theme is awesome.

Craig McBreen
3 years 8 months ago

 @jasonkonopinski  @ginidietrich Missed it! Da-um.

Craig McBreen
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@KyleAkerman¬†¬†@jasonkonopinski¬†Better than Val Kilmer ūüėČ

Craig McBreen
3 years 8 months ago

 @ginidietrich How about skinny jeans and a pirate wig?

Sean McGinnis
3 years 8 months ago

There’s nobody LEEEEEEEEEFT!¬†
 
Bwahahaha!

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@Sean McGinnis¬†It’s funny because it’s true! I watched a lot of my friends do this.¬†

prosperitygal
3 years 8 months ago

Gotta say my fav was the SWair and the coach with teaching our youth a lesson in humility.  It will make him a better leaders Рnow pass the damn Gin & Tonic, had enough topics for the week.

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @prosperitygal The only thing about that video that was painful is what a terrible reader he is. Wow.

Brent@Echelonseo.com
3 years 8 months ago

These are great Gini – thanks for sharing! Enjoyed the apology and the “Performance”!

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @Brent@Echelonseo.com Pretty great, huh?

KyleAkerman
KyleAkerman
3 years 8 months ago

My first submission ever to Gin & Tonics (Tight Pants!) and I make #5! Sweet!
 
Now if I could only get @ginidietrich to spell my last name correctly :)

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@KyleAkerman¬†Argh! Sorry. I’m having issues today. I forgot to categorize the blog post and to add tags. Fixing now.

KyleAkerman
KyleAkerman
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@ginidietrich¬†Now that’s prompt service! And no apology necessary. Everybody spells it wrong. My favorite is the old school German version – Ackermann. Serves me right though since I got the title of your post wrong. Friday afternoon and I’ve got drinks on the mind.¬†

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@KyleAkerman¬†Ha! We’re even.

tstone76
tstone76
3 years 8 months ago

You clearly have never watched Planet of the Apes (all 149 original, remakes and prequeals)! It just doesn’t end well

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @tstone76 Shhhhhh!

yvettepistorio
yvettepistorio
3 years 8 months ago

Best picture of a monkey I’ve ever seen!! Love it! And the seal dancing to Micheal Jackson had me rolling!!¬†

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@yvettepistorio¬†The monkey is now my desktop background. Imagine what’s going to happen when I get on stage and people see that!

SocialMediaDDS
3 years 8 months ago
Happy Fun Friday @ginidietrich …thanks for including my dancing seal submission in Gin and Topics today!¬† To be honest,¬† I think my favorite email of the week is when Gin and Topics drops into my inbox… Every one of today’s entries was awesome.¬† I also squealed with delight when I saw the picture of the baby monkey scrunching up his adorable sweet patootie face and grabbing the vet’s finger when that mean ol’ cold stethoscope intruded into his space.¬† I also totally cracked up with the 29/31 video which I am sending immediately to certain children of mine who will… Read more »
ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @SocialMediaDDS OF COURSE you adopted them when you were 20.

StorchMurphy
StorchMurphy
3 years 8 months ago

LOL! I love the monkey, but 29/31 is the best video in the set. I’m showing my wife. Have a great weekend Gini!

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@StorchMurphy¬†Wasn’t that great?

Keena Lykins
Keena Lykins
3 years 8 months ago

I wonder if that young man will ever line jump again.
 

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@Keena Lykins¬†I’m pretty sure he never will!

KDillabough
3 years 8 months ago

Love 29/31. And @ginidietrich , when did you become a back-up dancer? ūüėČ

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@KDillabough¬†Oh you’re funny.

wmwebdes
3 years 8 months ago

Love the tight pants sketch.
Reminds me of the Little Britain – “Only gay in this village.”
It’s a bit naughty…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlzaBNgz-M

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@wmwebdes¬†OMG! That’s awesome! LOL!!

wmwebdes
3 years 8 months ago

 @ginidietrich
 The only gay in town was an ongoing joke in the UK.
It’s so OTT.

rdopping
rdopping
3 years 8 months ago

Your such an effing c**t…….OMG. LMFAO……that has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

 @rdopping Right?!?

rdopping
rdopping
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@ginidietrich¬†Yep. That and the biker. White men can’t jump and they should never rap…..hilarity¬†almost¬†always ensues.

ExpatDoctorMom
3 years 8 months ago

Hysterical.¬† You never cease to amaze me with your “finds”.¬† I was 29 when I took my first job out of residency can so relate.¬† Met my husband that year as well :) But like you had many a friend in that same boat.¬† My advice “It is not us, it is them!”
 
Really liked the cycling vid.  What a cute southern accent on that boy!
 
 

ginidietrich
3 years 8 months ago

¬†@ExpatDoctorMom¬†Mr. D has been singing the Tight Pants song all weekend. I’ve created a monster!

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