Rebecca Todd

Gin and Topics: Snakes, Dogs, Cats, and Pigs Oh My!

By: Rebecca Todd | July 12, 2013 | 

Gin and Topics

By Rebecca Todd

The shelves are eight feet high, packed tightly in no apparent order. The aisles between have stacks upon stacks of books of all sizes and descriptions.

In order to gain access to the heart of it all, you must ask permission, and directions. When I do so, she parts a few of the stacks and points me on the right path. I pick my way amongst the teetering tomes with a bag of fresh mini donuts (with cinnamon and powdered sugar, of course) and wander the rows, enjoying the smell.

That’s what summer is to me. It’s time to sit in the shade with my lazy hounds beside me, reading all those words I don’t have time for in the rushrushrush of the “busy” season.

My sticky flag highlighter pen at the ready, I embark upon a summer of hammock time with my novels.

I teased Gini Dietrich about her “summer” reading list, full of lots of death and darkness, but I headed right to the science fiction and fantasy corner to grab the next six things I will read.

I’ve had my nose firmly buried in Speaker for the Dead since then, but am emerging briefly to gather these fine videos for you.

This week’s Gin and Topics is brought to you by Amy Hingston, Paul Seale, Christina Pappas, Lindsay Bell, and me.

5. Giant Snake Opens Door, Nightmares. All my nightmares had a similar theme after watching this. Call me when you can’t sleep. I’ll be up.

4. The Difference Between Dogs and Cats. I always have the feeling that cats are just waiting for the opportunity to eat my face off. This confirms it.

3. French Bulldog Fart Scare. Bathroom humor! Bathroom humor! There is almost nothing more powerful than a dog fart (if you have a dog, you know what I mean), but this little bulldog might just be as appalled as his humans.

2. Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Stairs. I don’t know if I’ve ever wanted anything as much as Hamlet wants his oatmeal. At first he looks like he’s learning how to ski, criss-crossing down the stairs. But the best is when he finally reaches the oatmeal.

1. Russell Brand Interviews Westboro Baptist Church. This is long, but worth watching right until the end. I really admire how Russell encourages his fan to respect the courage that it takes these two men to come in front of an audience that obviously disagrees with them. To then confront their hate with a message of love and tolerance, while still demonstrating his intelligent opinions… really classy, Mr. Brand.

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About Rebecca Todd

Graduating with her bachelor's of education degree, Rebecca Todd knew the classroom wasn’t for her. Her passion for adventure carried her to educational publishing, and now she travels the globe and savors life on the road as a representative for Ivey Publishing. But she’ll always be an academic at heart, as evidenced by the meticulous annotations in the science fiction novels she loves to find in second-hand bookstores. When she’s not working on her list of the world’s best vegan restaurants, she enjoys hot yoga, hangs with her dogs, and sometimes thinks about working on her Victorian home.

  • OMG, I DIED with the trust one. I’ve seen the dog video before, but that cat one is freaking hilarious!!!

    • So evil. I’ve never had one and don’t get them.

  • The snake owner sounds appropriately scared, IMHO. Beyond creepy! I shall now have nightmares!
    I love Russell Brand!  I didn’t, until I saw him do a show live here in SF and really fell in love with his brand of Crazy.
    Also: I am soooo a cat.

    • Whilst I am obviously a dog.
      Ugh you saw RB live? He’s my boyfriend.

      • RebeccaTodd HHHHHHIIIIISSSSSSSSS!  <swat> That means I like you.
        Yep, and he came down in the audience and walked around. He was centimeters away from me at one point! Surreal.

  • Cats are evil.

    • Soulless. Like gingers.

      • RebeccaTodd you know if you gave the cats to the snake you would be safe. 😉

      • RebeccaTodd Ha ha Rebecca – you’ll have to check out the link I posted to today’s Three Things! It’s like you are psychic or something.

  • Seeing Hamlet THOROUGHLY devour that hard won oatmeal was awesome!

    • The sounds of his little snuffles…adorable!

  • Yup, still a cat person.

  • ifdyperez

    Ermagherd! That snake vid is totally giving me the heebie jeebies!

    • They scared me before they could open doors, and now…eep!

      • ifdyperez

        RebeccaToddThat was the ultimate in snake creepiness. And the “diff between cats and dogs” video reminded me of this one (you may have seen):

        • Hah I love how it looks at the camera and yawns like it ain’t no big thing. Thanks for sharing that!

  • Cheri Disse Cimmarrusti

    The Dog/Cat one is hysterical! And the Russell Brand one is fascinating!

    • @Cheri Disse Cimmarrusti I thought Russell Brand was great! He managed to get an interview done without making them too angry.

  • Arment Dietrich, Inc.

    The dog/cat one made me laugh out loud…I think I might have scared my dog!!! ^yp

  • Cheri Disse Cimmarrusti

    oh… me too and my brother-in-law loves dog… and too be politically correct… let’s just say isn’t a big fan of cats… it will have him rolling!

  • Jensenborger6

    That snake is straight out of Harry Potter.
    Enjoy your sci-fi, but be prepared… I thought Ender’s Game was a lot better!

    • I’ve already finished it and am on to Xenocide! I’m sure the original will remain my favourite, but not ready to leave that universe yet. What do you think about the upcoming movie?

      • Jensenborger6

        RebeccaTodd Can’t wait. I’ve heard rumors they would make one for 10 years, but I never imagined that when they did it, it would star Harrison Ford. I’m so stoked! (Have I just marked myself as a nerd?)

  • ginidietrich is definitely a dog. And I am definitely a cat.
    I want to burn down the Westboro Church because if I did that I can say ‘It was God’s Will’ and they would have to accept it based on their beliefs. That is the beauty of religion. It removes all free will and decision making from us. In fact why we have anyone in jail amazes me. Everyone is innocent. God is the one who should be in jail….with the Westboro Baptists LOL Not sure why the only people I hate are haters but damn I hate them so much,

    • Howie Goldfarb Those people are NUTS. I can’t understand how anyone interprets the Bible that way. But hey…different strokes, I guess.

      • ginidietrich Howie Goldfarb Well these fools take hate and ignorance to a whole new level. Truthfully, I was impressed they chose to sit down with Russell, though.

  • JesiJekson
  • Thanks for the videos, everyone. Always enjoy gin and tonic…topics! topics! 
    Dog and cat trust is so funny. I don’t watch too many videos but always know these will be doozies.

    • Word Ninja Thanks for stopping by! Hope you had a great weekend!